Me too!
I wish I only lived at night.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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