Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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