I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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