your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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