got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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