new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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