hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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