think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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