Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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