Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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