Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
