so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)