quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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