What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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