I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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