Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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