dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Randomize
