I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You almost got us killed.
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How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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