Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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