No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were trust falling into bushes
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