dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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