Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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