It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
