it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
