Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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