He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Found the puke drawer
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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