Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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