i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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