I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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