Welp...herpes.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
cat food counts as protein by the way
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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