So drunk, too bad you don't want this
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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