i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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