Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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