i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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