This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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