Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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