he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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