Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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