sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
no. you can't hotbox the world.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Oh god it's open bar.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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