they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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