Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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