I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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