I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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