there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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