She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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