I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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