I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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