Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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