You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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