The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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