Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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