don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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