the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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