Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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