I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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