I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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