sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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