I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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