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he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
